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RoyEd Misunderstanding Ch1

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Edward Elric didn't know whether to laugh or back away slowly.
Roy Mustang was asleep on the couch in his office, an amused looking Maes Hughes prodding him in the shoulder.
Maes turned around and grinned at Ed. "He was stressed, so I told him to just take a drink."  He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Didn't end well."
"He got drunk at work?" Ed asked, completely confused. That was definitely a NOT a Roy Mustang thing to do.
"Technically, he was done with work. He just got to jumpy too drive, and then too drunk…" He shrugged, guilty smile still in place.
Ed paused, turning his attention to Roy's open shirt. He smirked as a plan began to form in his mind.
"Hey, Hughes?" Maes looked up at the blonde. "Awkward question but, has Roy ever slept with a guy?"
Maes's eyes widened in shock before answering in a perplexed tone, "A couple times…Why?"
"Oh…no reason." Ed forced the smirk off his face. "Hey, you should go home. Gracia must be wondering why you aren't there."
Maes looked horrified. "You're right! But…Roy…"
"I'll handle him." Ed offered, trying not to sound smug.
"Really? Thanks Ed!" The man grinned and headed off down the hallway. Ed knew the man was smart and probably very suspicious at the moment, but he knew Ed wouldn't do anything too bad…on purpose.
Ed grinned and set to work. He started by removing Roy's shirt, and lightly pinched and pulled at a bit of skin on his neck, forming a pink spot that at first glance could be mistaken for the beginning stages of a hickey. He grinned wider as he pulled off the man's belt and pants, leaving him in his underwear. He then threw the clothes about the room to look as though they had been removed in the heat of the moment, and ran his knuckle up and down different parts of Roy's throat, to make it sore. Then, as a sort of afterthought, he ruffled up Roy's hair.
'Now,' he thought, 'for the kicker.'
He couldn't fake a letter from a girl. His handwriting would be obvious. And he didn't know any others that would willingly participate in his evil plot. Plus, he didn't know how long he had until Roy woke up.
'One option left…' Ed thought, crinkling his nose, resisting the urge to simply abandon the plan.
Oh, but the abandon would mean fixing all this, or worse, Roy waking up and him having to explain…
And for once, he just wanted to wipe the smirk off the bastard's face.
He sighed, giving up, and began to shrug out of his coat.
The HILARITY.
Just a plot bunny attack...
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